This is a new feature on my blog I call “Proof that despite gender issues, and despite knowing, for example, a wedge from a pump, Sweetisthepeace is not, in fact, a woman.” I expect this to be a regular feature (meaning as likely as not, this is the only time you’ll see it).
1. Sweetisthepeace cannot wrap Christmas presents. At least not prettily.
I laughed loudly when I read this post. I hope y’all had a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
You only laugh because you know it’s true. On Christmas morning, there are all these tidy little gifts with immaculate wrapping. And then there’s the one or two miscreants, with aberrant wrinkles, mismatched creases, and jagged edges. “Oh yeah, those are the ones Dad wrapped.”